December 13, 2012

Holiday Management 101

I was thinking today while running around to 3 different local malls and a handful of specialty stores that there should be a required course in college called "Holiday Management 101". 
HM101 would only be available  to women for obvious reasons.  The professor would teach multitasking skills like how to bake 10 different types of cookies while doing laundry, cleaning, shopping, wrapping, hiding, more shopping, more wrapping, more hiding, more cleaning, more laundry and repeat (CONSTANTLY).  The class would also teach how to do hair and make up to look great while in the middle of a nervous breakdown (or as I like to refer to it "Holiday Hysteria").
There would be wine served during each class.  Who's in???


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